Ex-Liverpool star Daniel Sturridge posts hilarious list of demands for barber while in Australian Covid-19 quarantine
8th November 2021

PERTH GLORY striker Daniel Sturridge has posted a list of demands for a new barber as he seeks a post-quarantine trim.

The 32-year-old is looking to revive his career in Australia having joined the A-League outfit on a one-year deal after 18 months out of the game.

Sturridge, who signed for Perth earlier this month, had been without a club after leaving Turkish side Trabzonspor in March 2020.

The ex-Liverpool and Chelsea centre-forward is currently isolating before linking up with his new team-mates due to Australia's Covid-19 rules.

He recently gave his Instagram followers a hilarious inside look at his tiny hotel room, as he questioned why he is going through such strict quarantine protocols despite being double-jabbed.

And Sturridge has now taken to social media again as he turns his attention to getting a fresh haircut once he is allowed to leave.

But the two-time Champions League winner has made it clear what he expects from the barber as he told prospective hairdressers to submit their CV.

Taking to his Instagram story, Sturridge said: "Need a barber in Perth WA on Thursday. Only put your CV forward if you're top level,' his message on his Instagram story began.


"You see the vibes, crispy clean, smooth like I wash my face with cake soap.

"If you've never cut hair like mine don't bother putting your CV forward, my hairline is important to me. It's straight. I don't want to leave AU with an M-head hairline.

"Please proceed to put your CV forward if after all I've said you still fit the description. Top level craftmanship, barber level on 1000 but don't charge anywhere near that much, if you do you are out of the running.

"Shaky hands I rebuke you. Don't bluff me. I'm gonna look on your profile. If your pics ain't good don't bother putting your CV forward – you are out the running.

"I had time today. Well I have time every day I'm in quarantine. Still. Bye for now."

After clearly being left disappointed with a number of applicants, Sturridge posted a further statement to clarify what he is looking for.

He added: "If I look on your profile and you don't have one black persons hair that you have cut, I do not intend to be the first.

"Unfortunately you aren't qualified to cut my hair. I do not intend to be the first afro hairline you butcher, It takes many years to perfect.

"I love my fans, but you're taking it too far with some of these profiles you're sending me. I will end up with th 'Ye' and that does not fit the description of the haircut I require.

"I do not want to have to tell you to cut my hair forward to engineer my waves back, you should already know the vibes.

"I repeat, if one black persons hair isn't on your profile, I'm sorry, but you do not fit the description. I do not intend to be the first.

"Please revoke your CV and unsend your DM. Thank you. Perth WA. D Studgie D from quarantine."

Fans were loving his demands, as one tweeted: "

Another quipped: "Has anyone ever thought more deeply about their hairline than Daniel Sturridge?"

A third added: "Barbers in Australia are terrible . He’s gonna get some shock."

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