Roger Stone — the former Trump confidant who expects to be indicted any minute by Robert Mueller — still found time to compile his annual best-and-worst-dressed list.
Stone — known as much for his Richard Nixon tattoo as his expensive bespoke suits — took over for the dearly departed, acid-penned Richard Blackwell 13 years ago. Mr. Blackwell, as he was known, a fashion designer and critic, was famous for such annual lists.
Stone’s list on the conservative Daily Caller Web site gives “best” marks to Melania Trump, “the most chic and well-dressed first lady since Jackie Kennedy,” Kit Harington, David Beckham, Jeanine Pirro, Kaia Gerber, Van Jones, Dr. Keith Ablow, Steve Carell and Harry Styles.
But Stone seems more inspired as he excoriates the worst dressed.
On Lena Dunham: “The homeless bag lady you avoid on the streets of NYC has a better eye for style.”
Steve Bannon: “How many ways can you say slovenly? Bannon looks like he chases down hobos for their clothes.”
Mark Zuckerberg: “How can a guy this rich look this bad? He clearly spends all his time figuring out how to censor non-liberals on Facebook and no time thinking about his fashion choices. The hoodies and T-shirts are from hunger.”
Beto O’Rourke: “America’s progressive boy wonder . . . Dweeby, washed-out and always swimming in whatever he lands on.”
Michael Cohen: “The [former] Trump Organization lawyer dresses like the outer-[borough] gangster he talks like. The good news: He won’t need civilian clothes after pleading guilty to multiple counts.”
Stone is also busy raising money for his legal defense by hawking “Roger Stone Did Nothing Wrong!” T-shirts and the “Roger” Stone paperweight, which he jokes is an “exact historical replica of the stone little David used to take down Goliath.”
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